Stephen Colbert Anxiously Reads the Newest Polls
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‘He’s Proper Behind You!’
With the election two weeks away, late-night hosts are getting antsy. Although Joseph R. Biden Jr. is leading President Trump by 10 points in the latest polls, Stephen Colbert wasn’t taking any possibilities. The “Late Present” host tossed some desk salt, knocked on wooden and mentioned “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice” in order to not jinx the Democrat’s possibilities.
“I can’t await this factor to be over,” Colbert mentioned on Monday evening. “It’s like an upcoming surgical procedure, in that I’m planning on being anesthetized for the occasion.”
“He’s principally saying, ‘Don’t take heed to the scientists; take heed to me, a man who was simply revived by a workforce of scientists.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, Trump mentioned if we take heed to the scientists we’d have a rustic in an enormous melancholy and it’s a great factor we didn’t, as a result of have a look at us now — we’re thriving.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Value Watching
Jimmy Fallon and Lin-Manuel Miranda are two “goats” who will vote.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night time
Dolly Parton will promote her new guide, Netflix film and vacation album on Tuesday’s “Late Present.”